- Douglas Adams
dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.