good advice from Disney

“It’s also the first time I’ve ever dated somebody who I can honestly say came out of a friendship first. It was one of those things for the longest time I don’t think it occurred to either of us to be anything but buddies. It’s been a little like a fairy tale. I’m learning how to be romantic because of it.”

“I have the best girlfriend in the entire world. She’s made out of sunshine.”

“For anyone in our industry, one of the toughest things about having a relationship is how much time you get to see each other. The fact that we see each other every day no matter what has really worked out nicely for us. She’s such a great girl. She makes what I do so much easier and so much more enjoyable.”

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

thegetty:

speciesbarocus:

Alchemical manuscript. [box 04]

> From Manly Palmer Hall’s Collection.

Alchemy never quite panned out, but it really seems like they were onto something here.

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away